Lioness : did u saw ur height and weight??
Rat:Madam leave everything jus see my confidence 
Sunday, 5 June 2011
Tuesday, 12 April 2011
Brotherly love
Teacher asked to a student, “If you see a man beating his donkey and you go to stop him, what virtue would you be showing?”
The student replied, “Brotherly Love.”
That boy was walking very slowly..
One girl comes late to class.
Professor : Why r u late?
Girl : One boy was following me sir.
Professor : So,what?Girl : One boy was following me sir.
Girl : That boy was walking very slowly. ......
Christmas wishes!
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas.
At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
“I pray for a new bicycle!”
“I pray for a new Nintendo!”
“I pray for a new VCR!”
“I pray for a new Nintendo!”
“I pray for a new VCR!”
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, “Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn’t deaf.“
To which the little brother replied, “No, but Grandma is!“
Browsing marriage and honeymoon
While browsing through the marriage and honeymoon photographs of the parents, the Son asks his Father:
Father :Dear son,"when we gone for honeymoon. at going time you had with me,and at came back you was with your mom"... hahhaa.....
Son : “Papa, Papa, ? ”when you and mom had gone for honeymoon, that time where i was"?
A sweet kissful letter
A letter has been sent from a husband :
Dear Sweetheart :
I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, your husband.Your Loving Husband.
His wife replied back after some days to her husband:
Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.
Please don’t worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope that I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan same way for next months, please advise.Your Sweet Heart......
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